Gimme What You Got (But Not Your Cock)

Magic Mike in three lines:

1. Too much Soderbergh.
2. Not enough cock.
3. The female gaze says what?

A spoiler-y feminist take after the jump.

Next Time, Bring Guns. And Condoms.

Don’t let the kick-ass fool you. She’s just a uterus with legs, baby.

I laughed at the final scene of Prometheus. And I suspect that wasn’t Ridley Scott’s intent.

I went in really wanting to like this movie: ready to be creeped out, to feel claustrophobic, to root for the kick-ass Noomi Rapace [see above], to drool over Michael Fassbender.

But the movie was not so ready for me to like it.

Spoiler-filled feminist kvetching after the jump.